First Generation Farming?: A Scammer’s Guide to Trying — and Failing — to Steal from Chris Newman’s Groundbreaking Book

READ THIS FIRST: This is NOT Chris Newman’s book. The real book is: First Generation Farming by Chris Newman Amazon ASIN: B0GBR2ZBCF Go buy that one. This book is satire. It exists because scammers, knockoff trashbins, and algorithmic barn rats keep trying to rip off Chris Newman’s actual work and confuse people looking for his real book. Chris Newman wrote First Generation Farming from real experience, real farming, real business thinking, and real lessons learned the hard way. This is not that. This is a short, petty, sarcastic, deeply unserious roast of the scammers trying to steal attention, sales, and credibility from someone else’s work. Inside this tiny ebook-shaped stink bomb, you’ll find: A fake scammer’s guide to copying someone else’s homework and still getting an F A loving tribute to the ancient art of not being a parasite Several reminders that plagiarism is not entrepreneurship A warning to readers trying to find Chris Newman’s real book The literary equivalent of yelling “SHAME” at a raccoon in a bookstore This book will not teach you how to farm. It will not teach you cooperative agribusiness. It will not help you build a food system. It will, however, help you identify the kind of scammy, low-effort knockoff nonsense that keeps showing up near real books written by real people who actually did the work. If you are here because you want Chris Newman’s actual book, please stop reading this description and search for: First Generation Farming by Chris Newman