Toolbert is Here to Help: Grease and Glory: Book 1: An Action Packed Sci-Fi Comedy Adventure

Woke up. Got hijacked by pirates. Got stuffed into a fleshy meat-sack. Worst. First. Day. Ever. For decades Toolbert Zeta12 worked as a perfectly content helper bot aboard the mining ship Providence. He felt no pain, no disgust, and no curiosity, until a rogue virus sparked sudden self-awareness, a flood of baffling emotions, and a sudden desire to GET OUT! His exit strategy? A crew of ridiculously dysfunctional space pirates blowing a hole through his workspace floor and forcing him to join the heist of the century… Well, heist of the week maybe. Now, a logical, utility-focused robot is trapped inside a sweaty, organic shell. To survive, Toolbert must masquerade as a swaggering space captain, lead a crew of eccentric misfits, and handle the horrifying design flaws of a biological body. Worse, the nanobots that rebuilt his brain have achieved collective sentience and decided to unionize! Toolbert is Here to Help: Grease and Glory is a laugh-out-loud, fast moving science fiction adventure. If you love the reluctant, dry wit of The Murderbot Diaries, the chaotic gore and humor of Dungeon Crawler Carl, and the cosmic irony of Douglas Adams, grab your copy and prepare for launch! WHAT TO EXPECT IN THIS SERIES: AI in a Human Shell: A logical robot coming to terms wiht emotions and human biology. Fake It ’Til You Make It: A clueless helper bot forced to masquerade as a pirate captain. Unionized Internal Nanobots: An empire of microscopic bots with unonist tendencies. Ragtag Found Family: A hacker, a goblin engineer, a romance-novel obsessed brute, and a sassy ship AI Cosmic Chaos: Space heists, corporate death-droids, absurd alien encounters.